Originally posted by Complexity
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STATUS REPORT: Good news milord! Our nefarious plan to recruit potential new minions to the ranks of attendees of GHAC Bacchanals continues apace. My multi-monthly nagging of the personable bald guy with the growing West African cichlid addiction resulted in his attending some months back. Our observations have indicated that he is fully integrated to our cause at this time and is a routine fixture at our monthly cabals. Furthermore I am pleased to announce that I have used my Jedi like powers to persuade the woman with the really nice planted tanks to make plans to attend our next gathering of the Ill-Neptune-Naughty. Please advise this month’s host to screen the Jell-O wrestling pit, kegs and bongs from view until she appears well acclimatized and settled in for the evening. If she gets startled at the beginning of the meeting and makes a break for it we may lose her forever. So hopefully Nick may be late getting there. At this rate, soon our numbers shall be legion!
In service to the Lord of Shrimp I remain your humble servant,
Bedlamer
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