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    front corner fish- the fish you always find top front corner of the tank. never the prettiest fish of the group. in lifes game of tag you are it. this one's always getting tagged.

    back corner fish- the fish that hides/ makes it's home near or at the filter intake or undergravel uplift tubes. usually faded in color, emaciated, may often be stack to a filter intake. they usually start out as front corner fish. must diffrenetiated from filter fish, as these guys are still alive (usually not for long)

    filter fish- may occur as small schoals, stuck to the intake.

    floater- the dead floating fish you wake up to in the morning or come home to in the evening. synonym- prepetual backstroker.

    blind floater- floater minus eyes.

    bobber- that one fish, who's just lost the ability to sink.

    spiral of death- it's a trick move with great degree of difficulty, never ends well.

    flying fish- also known as jumpers.

    jerky fish- flying fish a day after.

    tank buster- a general term for any number of fish that may infact need larger accomidations, like a lake or ocean.

    feeder fish- the smallest fish in the tank. often swiming in a wiggling

    plecostomus- every tank should have one. they eat poop and make cleaning and water changes unnecessary. and when they get too big you can throw them in the lake where they help to clean up the enviroment.

    jelly fish- the floater that has been left too long in the tank. one must take great care in retrieving it from the water as they often disintegrate on contact.

    dominant male- usually bigger than his counter parts. he is the king of his domain. no one tells him what to do, because usually he has killed the female, and everyone else.

    sick tank- where your fish go to die.

    german degrees of hardness- something we rarely measure and don't quite understand.

    amonia and nitrate levels- no one has invented a kit that can measure anything greater than 0 ppm

    bioload- poop

    fishless cycling- after the last fish has died in your newly set up aquarium, then you've sucessfully cycled the tank and you are fishless.

    Emerald Green Rainbowfish
    Yellow Rabbit Snails

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    undergravel filter- out of sight out of mind. no need to vacum

    VHO- very high output light- also known as now I'm blind light

    subdominant male- destined to some day sit at the throne or be flush down one.
    Emerald Green Rainbowfish
    Yellow Rabbit Snails

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      • #4
        to funny !
        Nothing Kills Evil Like a Sharp Stick...

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        • #5
          LOL, these are good.
          180g - 2 Red Oscars, 1 Tiger Oscar, 1 JD, Convicts, convicts & more convicts
          75g - 1 Silver Aro, 1 Mean Koi Angel
          50g - Various platy & mollies
          10g - 1 Green Spotted Puffer

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          • #6
            Lol yeah! I got some flying fish and jerky fish

            Last edited by mistahoo; 09-15-2012, 05:10 PM.

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            • #7
              really needed this today... thank you!
              my fish house:
              2.5g- ramshorn hatchery
              6g eclipse- yellow shrimp, chili rasboras, yellow apple snails
              29g- geo grow-out, angels, 12"fire eel, dwarf frog, apple snails
              45g- jade sleeper gobies, native killifish, feeder endlers

              75g-
              2 oscars, parrot, silver dollars, albino channel cat, syno euptera, bichir, baby jaguar, convicts, yabby
              125g- fahaka puffer, rainbow shark
              and about a dozen bettas....

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              • #8
                This is some funny $#!+ !!!
                Don't tell fish stories where people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
                Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  Got me a back corner fish too!


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                  • #10
                    pirate fish- the fish with one eye that lives forever.

                    parrot fish- looks nothing like a parrot

                    wild caught- not from Florida. Also known as the slowest and dumbest fish in the wild. what's that a net?

                    F0- children of slow dumb fish.

                    F1- probably from Florida

                    hybrid- something that you discovered in your tank. often one has to post the fuzzies pics on forums for species identification (there is no right answer other than it's a fish)

                    peaceful- I've got no teeth.

                    semi-agressive- I'll kill you a little each day

                    agressive- I'll kill you when I get a chance

                    highly agressive- Petrochromis and tropheus owners

                    betta bowl- similar to a toilet bowl, but just doesn't get flushed with clean water.
                    Emerald Green Rainbowfish
                    Yellow Rabbit Snails

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                    • #11
                      build out- fish hobbist version of Mtv Kribs.

                      specific gravity- it depends on what planet you intend to keep your fish in.

                      water parameters- mysterious varible numbers that measure water quality. once you've achieved the perfect numbers for your species they will mysteriously die in your tank.

                      automated feeder- a device set on a timer to give a specific amount of food at a preset time each day to your fish.

                      automatic feeder- the hobbyist who feels the urge to feed their fish with every glance or thought of their fish tank.
                      Emerald Green Rainbowfish
                      Yellow Rabbit Snails

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                      • #12
                        overflow- what your filter does when you are out of the house.

                        dew rag- the one towel you use to wipe up any spills or water droplets around your aquarium, that never gets washed. it started off white now its grey, black and brown.
                        Emerald Green Rainbowfish
                        Yellow Rabbit Snails

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                        • #13
                          Re: 200g show tank build

                          I'm an automatic feeder for my Petro tank
                          http://www.facebook.com/DAScolorado

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                          • #14
                            What your fish says about you:
                            Predator tank- I'm masculine & a megalomaniac- Big fish eat small fish!
                            African Cichlid tank- I'm masculine and agressive- There can be only one king of the tank and he protects his territory.
                            Guppies tank- I'm nurturing- Awhhh look babies
                            Betta bowl- I'm busy and maybe even lonely- I talk to my betta when I get home. Today I got him a little cave to sleep in.
                            Puffer tank- I've got bent up agression- Want to see it crunch a snail? You know they can draw blood.
                            Community fish- I'm old or I have very few friends- I've given each one a name. I call that neon- Mr. Wiggly
                            Goldfish- I own a resturant
                            Shark tank- I'm currently on the no fly list,I own a big fat cat, and went to Evil Medical School

                            Please note I'm only joking, as I have kept all of the above.
                            Last edited by black_knight; 09-15-2012, 05:55 PM.
                            Emerald Green Rainbowfish
                            Yellow Rabbit Snails

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SunnyHouTX View Post
                              I'm an automatic feeder for my Petro tank
                              From the looks of your collection we would have to classify you as pathologic feeder.
                              Emerald Green Rainbowfish
                              Yellow Rabbit Snails

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