A little fish humor...

[LooksLater]

Jerky fish.

And plecostomus, ammonia and nitrate levels... Oh, my. Good stuff-thank you!!

[Andrew_B]

This one got me laughing.

"peaceful- I've got no teeth.

semi-agressive- I'll kill you a little each day

agressive- I'll kill you when I get a chance

highly agressive- Petrochromis and tropheus owners"

[HERM]

These would all be good on some shirts

[Totenkampf]

if you know any germans that you know everything they do has a very great degree of hardness to it

[SunnyHouTX]

Predator tank- I'm masculine & a megalomaniac- Big fish eat small fish!

I LOL'd hard

[troy tucker]

Masculine
Magalomaniac
Nurturing
Bent Up Agression
Old and Few Friends
Currently On the No Fly List
All of this and so much more....

[black_knight]

glad you guys enjoyed

[SunnyHouTX]

Re: A little fish humor...

Do you write this stuff?

[black_knight]

Do you write this stuff?

Just some humorous thoughts that cross my mind

[SunnyHouTX]

Re: A little fish humor...

That's awesome man. Funny observations.

[black_knight]

Ask The Guru...
Q: Will my Oscar grow to the size of tank I keep it in?
A. Yes, it will. It will grow to the size and eventually conform to the shape of the aquarium you put it in. Very few people realize the Oscar is just a juvinile formof the "box" fish.

Q: Is it true that with enough filtration, I never have to do a water change?
A: With enough filtration you will never have to do a water change. For example I have a 10 gallon tank with a filter that has 250 gallons per hour of flow. It keeps crystal clear. All I do is top off the water. Someday I hope to add fish.

Q: Can I keep a peacock bass with guppies?
A: I see no problem with this. I have introduced guppies in the evening with all lights off to my peacock bass tank. I didn't notice any problems. However, I found that some one had fished out the guppies in the morning when I awoke (I suspect the neighbors kid, but I have no proof). My peacock bass seemed unharmed with this, and quite happier. I shall have to try it again.

Q: Do fish sleep?
A: Yes, I often find my fish sleeping. They just float around on the surface. Sometimes they just lay down behind a rock. They sometimes do this for days. During this time they don't pay much attention to their hygine and develope a smell. Eventually, my wife gets frustarted and takes them away. I bet she gives them to the neighbors kid.

[mistahoo]

[black_knight]

The loss of a pet.
Little girl:Mommy...mommy...mommy do fish go to heaven when they die?
Mother:Why yes all God's creatures go to heaven when they die.
The little girl looks at her mother perplexed.
Little girl: Will I go to heaven when I die?
The mother gently places her hands on both the little girls cheeks, and looks sweetly into her eyes.
Mother: Eventually we all will, my sweet.
The little girl becomes very distressed. And begins to cry.
Little girl: I don't want to go to heaven!!!
Mother: Oh sweetie, don't say that. Why don't you want to go?
Little girl: Because the last time Daddy went to heaven he forgot to flush!

[black_knight]

What do you look for in a male?
Miss Discus: I like my men big and round, and soft as the waters I come from.
Miss Crab: I'm into older tough crusty guys. Some one who's as salty as the waters I come from.
Miss Salmon: I like a guy with a great sense of direction. And he's gotta flow like the waters I come from.
Miss Lelupi: No coment

[troy tucker]

that one made me laugh so hard I have to go to heaven...