SEX

[PhishPhreek]

You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.





PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.





TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated





HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.





SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft...squeezable and retain water.





WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.





TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.





EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.





HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years...they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.





THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push....he just keeps trying

[Darbex]

Another good one

[PhishPhreek]

Fleet Admiral Chester Nimitz put it more succinctly in an address to the Society of Sponsors of the United States Navy: "A ship is always referred to as 'she' because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder." ............Naval Ceremonies, Customs, and Traditions.

"A boat is called a she because there's always a great deal of bustle around her...because there's usually a gang of men around...because she has waist and stays...because she takes a lot of paint to keep her looking good...because it's not the initial expense that breaks you, it's the upkeep...because she is all decked out...because it takes a good man to handle her right...because she shows her topside, hides her bottom and, when coming into port, always heads for the buoys."
: ................George Moses in Falmouth, Massachusetts

[geoff_tropheus]

Where's the blow-up dolls...I cannot believe they did not make the list.

[Nickintex]

Almond Joys are male, Mounds are female, and Hershey bars come in both genders.

[Nickintex]

Where's the blow-up dolls...I cannot believe they did not make the list.

What does your ex have to do with this? )

[eklikewhoa]

Almond Joys are male, Mounds are female, and Hershey bars come in both genders.

This would explain Mr.Goodbar

[geoff_tropheus]

I pop'd her

[Nickintex]

This would explain Mr.Goodbar

WARNING: Choking hazard.
May contain nuts!)

[geoff_tropheus]

Yeah she was a witch. She let out a fart and flew out the window

[Nickintex]

I pop'd her

Maybe you should "patch" things up with her?

[alexarae]

LMAO. Cute.