How do you wake up....in bed?

[ghoastgirl1]

Hey guys, so something occurred to me this morning, I have woken up in some really odd positions lately. This morning I woke up with my feet on my pillow and my head at the end of the bed. Imagine how disorienting that is... The other day my body was perpendicular to how one normally sleeps, my feet hanging off the edge. Just really weird stuff. I attribute most of it to Stress. So how many boxers wake up in funky positions and if so what did you do to change it? Did you naturally stop...or what. No I had not been drinking either of these nights.

[eklikewhoa]

I normally do not remember how I fell asleep.

[alexarae]

I usually sleep in a ball.
Lol...but one time I woke up with someones nose in my mouth. Apparently, I sucked it throughout the night.
Their nose had a white ring around it. I laughed so hard, I almost pee'd on myself.

[eklikewhoa]

Double nasty.

[geoff_tropheus]

I usually hit the snooze three times before I get out of bed. I get out of bed one leg at a time and then stand, but I have been known to crawl from time to time. I do think that stress can definately influence your sleeping habits. There are times for weeks straight that I may only get 1-3 hours a sleep a night. Sucks..but if it smells like a fish it is..

[alexarae]

I've been known to crawl myself....I have to take a shower in the mornings or I cannot function.

[geoff_tropheus]

A shower is an absolute must for me as well. Without one, I drag *** ALL DAY LONG...

[eklikewhoa]

I have drowned in the shower before.....

[alexarae]

when? how?

[Kiovo]

i wake up excited and happy and ready to face the day!

[alexarae]

you are a better woman than I am, Kim.
I wake up pissy and squinty....

[alexarae]

dang Jeebus...you lucked out!

[geoff_tropheus]

I try to pray for atleast couple seconds to just say thanks for giving me one more day.

[Kiovo]

i was being sacrastic. if its before 8am, don't talk to me, i will probably make you cry.

[alexarae]

I pray at night and thank God for giving me another day...but in the mornings, I hate existence.
I'm just not a morning person, even when I was a little kid...Let's just hope that God has a sense of humor.