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    Fish are people too, they just have gills.

  • #2
    Are they serious?
    -Laura-

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    • #3
      Originally posted by FuzzyDragon09 View Post
      Are they serious?

      I have no idea, but it's funny!
      Fish are people too, they just have gills.

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      • #4
        Must not have been too funy....
        It's gone now.
        'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust ...'
        He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four-year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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        • #5
          Originally posted by PhishPhreek View Post
          Must not have been too funy....
          It's gone now.


          What do you mean?
          Fish are people too, they just have gills.

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          • #6
            The ad has been removed. Apparently CL didn't find the same humor in the cat ad . Those opossums sure are ugly, aren't they.
            Reasoning with some people is like trying to nail jello to a wall...

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            • #7
              http://centralmich.craigslist.org/zip/1076850210.html
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              'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust ...'
              He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four-year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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              • #8
                I still see it.
                Fish are people too, they just have gills.

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                • #9
                  A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

                  A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

                  The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

                  'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

                  'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

                  'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say '$hit!', the Rottweiler ate her!

                  The teacher had to leave the room.
                  'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust ...'
                  He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four-year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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                  • #10
                    good one!
                    250gallon-Wild Angels, community

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by PhishPhreek View Post
                      A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.

                      A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'

                      The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

                      'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

                      'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.

                      'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say '$hit!', the Rottweiler ate her!

                      The teacher had to leave the room.


                      Fish are people too, they just have gills.

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                      • #12
                        :sad: I'm sorry, but I just don't see the humor in that joke :?

                        JMHO
                        Reasoning with some people is like trying to nail jello to a wall...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by szidlon View Post
                          :sad: I'm sorry, but I just don't see the humor in that joke :?

                          JMHO
                          +1
                          Scarecrow : I haven't got a brain... only straw.
                          Dorothy : How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
                          Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
                          Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

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                          • #14
                            I laughed at it
                            Resident fish bum
                            330G FOWLR
                            34G Reef
                            330G Discus biotopish (no longer running)
                            28G JBJ Reef (no longer running)
                            Treasurer, GHAC

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by szidlon View Post
                              :sad: I'm sorry, but I just don't see the humor in that joke :?

                              JMHO
                              Nor did I.
                              PLECOS SUCK!

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