famious last words

[PhishPhreek]

* I'll get a world record for this..

* It's fireproof.

* He's probably just hibernating.

* What does this button do?

* It's probably just a rash.

* Are you sure the power is off?

* Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

* Pull the pin and count to what?

* Which wire was I supposed to cut?

* I wonder where the mother bear is.

* I've seen this done on TV.

* These are the good kind of mushrooms.

* I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

* Let it down slowly.

* Rat poison only kills rats.

* It's strong enough for both of us.

* This doesn't taste right.

* I can make this light before it changes.

* Nice doggie.

* I can do that with my eyes closed.

* I've done this before.

* Well, we've made it this far.

* That's odd.

* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

* Don't be so superstitious.

* Now watch this.

[PhishPhreek]

Here lies Lester Moore
four shots from a 44
No Less, No more.

[nacra99]

"They Couldn't Hit an Elephant at This Distance."

-Civil War Unionist General John Sedgwick, just seconds before he was shot dead by a sniper's bullet.

[jughead]

its not you ,its me..........
i can do that myself

[Nickintex]

It's headed right toward us.
This looks like a good place to park.
You are using protection, right?
(S)he doesn't bite.
That seems like a good idea.
I can drink 10 of these.
It's not loaded.
No one will notice.
Your place or mine?

[Nickintex]

Come here often?
Can I see you next week?
How much do those things weigh?

[76dragon]

It'll only take 5 more minutes..

[fshfrk]

I promise I won't.

[Bluefyre_Rob]

From my line of work:

"It's okay, I'll hold him." (90lb woman with a 150lb rottweiler)

"Don't worry about it, it's been like that for years."

"I'll fix it tomorrow."

"I don't smell any gas..."