A funny joke that was sent to me

[lilmissruffcountry]

The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN Of
YOUR HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing
a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that
I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go
upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you
are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel
me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then
after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The frickin funeral director would be my guess."

[fishboyt]

[imagirlgeek]

[geoff_tropheus]

I am sorry but I dont see the humor in that...

[FIREFISH]

????????????????? I guess she's going to kill him.

FF

[Rico]

lol

[Rico]

I am sorry but I dont see the humor in that...

change every Husband to Wife and vice versa. you also need to change the his to hers. he to she. then it will make more sense

the WIFE had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN WEAR THE PANTS IN
YOUR HOUSE'.

She stormed into the fish room and walked directly up to her husband. Pointing
a finger in his face, she said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that
I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is the law! You will prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go
upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you
are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel
me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then
after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and do my hair?"

the Husband replied, "The frickin funeral director would be my guess."

[lilmissruffcountry]

change every Husband to Wife and vice versa. you also need to change the his to hers. he to she. then it will make more sense

the WIFE had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN WEAR THE PANTS IN
YOUR HOUSE'.

She stormed into the fish room and walked directly up to her husband. Pointing
a finger in his face, she said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that
I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is the law! You will prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go
upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you
are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel
me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then
after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and do my hair?"

the Husband replied, "The frickin funeral director would be my guess."

That would be funny.....if A man would do those things...but...

[geoff_tropheus]

Hey atleast he knew exactly where she was...the kitchen...

[lilmissruffcountry]

Hey atleast he knew exactly where she was...the kitchen...

)

[Fire_chair]

Hey atleast he knew exactly where she was...the kitchen...

Sounds like he already had things under control.