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Here is a piece of an email I got for the last show. It's a fun time! I did NOT write this - I'm a nut but not this nutty! 
"God rest ye hairy Gentle Ben.
'tiz the season toupee Charlie.
May the Happy Nude Year bring you much in Peace, Love, and Understanding. May the ruts you ramble in be shallow. May the lies you hear and the lies you tell be small and of little significance. May the Holidays once again be Holy Days. May May continue to come before June. Mae West. Mae Jemison. May winter someday return to sunlocked Houston before our 1997 winter wardrobe goes out of style. May we all appreciate what we have and not what we half. May the 6th season of 24 be as good as last year (Ricky Schroeder?) May your nose be tinier than your yesses. May tolerate move from tolerfive to tolernine. May someone who makes sense start writing these missives or at least explain them to me.
HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!!
from BEANS BARTON and the BIPEDS
beans barton
wiley hudgins (newlywed)
susan jackson
jimmy raycraft
jimb jackson
noah ramon
danny mcvey
rich davidson
the lovelies lynda and wednesday
--and a cast of thousands
don't miss
NEW YEARS IN JAKARTA
The last Biped show of 2006
DECEMBER 30, SATYRDAY--DAN ELECTRO'S GUITAR BAR
Belly Dancers at 9:15
Bipeds at 10:00
Celebrate now---you know you have to go back to work on Tuesday."
Check them out at beansbarton.com
"God rest ye hairy Gentle Ben.
'tiz the season toupee Charlie.
May the Happy Nude Year bring you much in Peace, Love, and Understanding. May the ruts you ramble in be shallow. May the lies you hear and the lies you tell be small and of little significance. May the Holidays once again be Holy Days. May May continue to come before June. Mae West. Mae Jemison. May winter someday return to sunlocked Houston before our 1997 winter wardrobe goes out of style. May we all appreciate what we have and not what we half. May the 6th season of 24 be as good as last year (Ricky Schroeder?) May your nose be tinier than your yesses. May tolerate move from tolerfive to tolernine. May someone who makes sense start writing these missives or at least explain them to me.
HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON!!!!!
from BEANS BARTON and the BIPEDS
beans barton
wiley hudgins (newlywed)
susan jackson
jimmy raycraft
jimb jackson
noah ramon
danny mcvey
rich davidson
the lovelies lynda and wednesday
--and a cast of thousands
don't miss
NEW YEARS IN JAKARTA
The last Biped show of 2006
DECEMBER 30, SATYRDAY--DAN ELECTRO'S GUITAR BAR
Belly Dancers at 9:15
Bipeds at 10:00
Celebrate now---you know you have to go back to work on Tuesday."
Check them out at beansbarton.com