Have to rant....

[cichlidsooner]

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Can I pay for th lap dance also? What is an extra 10 or 15 for that?? My boys will be in line for that no doubt! Beer, babes, and breast, and even fish! Careful that is pretty close to heaven!! I can't wait now!! Could you at least make Charles were a thong? I am not sure nude is the way to go.

Great stuff Dave, you da man!! I vote for the new rules, my brother will seconded it, I am sure tattoo will put a third to it!!

[marauder_77868]

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May I point out that Charles has not approved this rule....nude, thong, or otherwise.

Thanks everyone for coming....especially to those who helped out. I would name names, but I don't want to miss anyone. And may I point out that all criticism is well received....we just tend to give more weight to the criticism of those who actually participated in the event. We should have all the numbers run and checks out shortly.

--Charles

p.s. -- Would anyone like to learn to be a fish auctioneer? I'd love to have a couple more people who could do it.

[PhishPhreek]

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Charles - would like to help with the auctioneer duties but....

1) I flunked latin in the 7th grade
2) never went to law school and my mouth doesn't move that fast.

[Tiapan]

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well never took latin but i seem to be learning a great deal in studying the fish that i have now. since most dont have any common names. darn tang cichlids. but i can certainly talk fast  , but you have to go to law school to be an auctioneer?

[a_Vertigo_Guy]

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You can blame me for brinigng all the amazon swords and java fern  

[marauder_77868]

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I thought all the plants were cool...and we really appreciated them. I'm just glad that I didn't bring any.

[szidlon]

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I think I have one of the swords you brought and I really appreciate seeing a good number of plants brought.  You see, I'm in the plant recycling business.  I buy, I kill, I buy, I kill and it just seems to go on forever so I always need plants   .

[cichlidsooner]

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Dave gets my vote for post of the year! I am still laughing, Rocket is hurting from laughing and from fallen out the chair. Dave you got to get in on the Jim Rome smack off with material that good!!

Come on Charles, just think, how many dollar bills can a thong could hold? Might help you take you mind off how bad your throat hurts from all that auctioning or give a cold from being cold.  At the local club they can hold at least a 100 spot. Just aviod wearing the boots, that 100 spot won't cover the emergency room visit for a broken ankle!!

[marauder_77868]

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You know....I really thought my throat was going to be bad after this one.....but the next day it wasn't too bad. I guess I'm getting used to it. And no amount of ones would be enough. Speaking of....I'd like to think that ones would be an insult. I'm worth at least fives.

[cichlidsooner]

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Got to do alittle dance to get a 5 out of me!

As for the voicebox, glad to hear that.

[szidlon]

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So, will there be a vote on the new auction rules at the next HAS meeting?  I'll bet that would increase the turn out  

[cichlidsooner]

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If that is the case I am joining the club just to vote, Dave gots me some hotties lined up, I am all for that! I bet my entourage is also.  All though, I don't want to be the guy who ends up with the guppy made up to be the rare cichlid!!

[HFBfounder]

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ok, off topic. that's enough. feel free to PM each other about those things. thanks