How to deter a shark...

[jetchanic]

Re: How to deter a shark...

you are like will smith in men in black stepping on the roaches saying  " oh was that your uncle".  you are a bad A**.

[alexarae]

Re: How to deter a shark...

That's why I am the President of CAK.
That's also why I am inventing my own shark deterrent as we speak (type).

[Zulaab]

Re: How to deter a shark...

In Short...  big people dont go swimming where sharks are..  we are like a beached whale to them.

[alexarae]

Re: How to deter a shark...

It's okay Jesper, I've been working out...I'll protect you.  

In all seriousness, I wonder if they prefer larger or smaller people.
I'm watching "When Animals Strike" Crocodiles right now...apparently they prefer smaller prey.  8O

[Ramius]

Re: How to deter a shark...

I would bite the piss out of a shark.

[alexarae]

Re: How to deter a shark...

David, you would. Sadly, I think out of all of us...he'd spit your :badsmiley: out.

lol...sucka.

[jetchanic]

Re: How to deter a shark...

then me and alexarae can collect the piss and use it in his shark repelent.  I know that i wouldn't lke to swim in a cloud of human piss so they probably wouldn't like to swim in a cloud of shark piss.

[Ramius]

Re: How to deter a shark...

Quit yapping and help me find a phone, I feel so... empty.

[alexarae]

Re: How to deter a shark...

LMAO Jet, we will have scientist jackets on and test tubes.

As I said, I am creating a new deterrent as we speak...it may be happening sooner than I anticipated.

[jetchanic]

Re: How to deter a shark...

I dont think that lab coats would work to well in the ocean.  especially if that is all that we were wearing.  be kinda like a wet t-shirt contest.  i dont know about you but i dont wanna see you cack :?

[alexarae]

Re: How to deter a shark...

Jet..what are you talking about?? Why would I take my Catfish/corydoras, And Kool plecos with me into shark infested oceans?  :wink:
Always leave your CAK at home when headed to the beach.

Just my two cents.  

[jetchanic]

Re: How to deter a shark...

oh my mistake i obviously got distracted.:aua:  always leave your cak at home

[Nickintex]

Re: How to deter a shark...

Cut the fins off and give them to EK so he can make soup!

[alexarae]

Re: How to deter a shark...

I can't, Ek's coconut shell sprung a leak. He's very preoccupied at the moment.

[Nickintex]

Re: How to deter a shark...

I can't, Ek's coconut shell sprung a leak. He's very preoccupied at the moment.

Too occupied to make soup? :snooty: