Pirates Vs Ninjas

[Ramius]

Ok heres the deal..

Everyone knows that Pirate and Ninjas have been at war for centuries.



Lexi and I have discussed this subject quite extensively. Which is to say we argue. The reason we argue is I am right, and she is not but yet, she will not concede. The question is, who would win in a fight, pirates or ninjas?

I will go first, I say pirates are better because well... you would never see a pirate do THIS..

http://www.1010wins.com/Police-Arrest--Modern-Day-Ninjas--in-Clifton/2825885

[fishlady]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

well i would have to go with the pirates....
ninja's may be more stealthier in their actions but pirates can down right just take what they want and ask no questions right out in front......

[Ramius]

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ARRRRRRR!!!!! I agree! whole heartedly!!

[jetchanic]

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No...ninjas would kill the drunk pirates before they even knew what hit him.  do pirates have smoke bombs.  i dont think so.

[Ramius]

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Thats why they have parrots who are specially trained to sniff ninjas. The blood thirsty parrots wake up the blood thirsty Pirates before they ever get close.

Plus, Pirates get boats.

[Ramius]

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I can't believe thats the best stock-photo I could come up with  :doh:

[jetchanic]

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yea thats a pretty lame representation of a blood thirst parrot.  It looks more like a ferry parrot.  Ninjas get blowguns.  They can pick off the parrots before your ferry parrots get alarmed.  then use grappling hooks to board the ship.  your fat pirates cant use grappling hooks.

[Ramius]

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They don't need them, they just wait for the ninjas to come crawling up the rope and beat them over the head with clubs.

[alexarae]

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Ninjas...if you were a pirate and I was a ninja I would only have to to one thing to defeat you.

#1) Kick in your peg leg with a super ninja kick.
You'd fall and wobble all over the boat...
GAME OVER PIRATE.

[edmlfc]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

Ninjas...if you were a pirate and I was a ninja I would only have to to one thing to defeat you.

#1) Kick in your peg leg with a super ninja kick.
You'd fall and wobble all over the boat...
GAME OVER PIRATE.

 Ninjas have my vote.

[PhishPhreek]

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[jetchanic]

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With out the ferry parrot then they wouldn't know the ninjas were coming on the grappel hooks.  Ninjas would just kill them in their sleep.

[Fire_chair]

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Ninjas take it every time. They're fast and mobile. Pirates are fat drunks that are fairly stationary. One firebomb from the Ninjas and the rum-soaked pirates would be toast.

[cantdoitkid]

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Ok heres the deal..

Everyone knows that Pirate and Ninjas have been at war for centuries.

Lexi and I have discussed this subject quite extensively. Which is to say we argue. The reason we argue is I am right, and she is not but yet, she will not concede. The question is, who would win in a fight, pirates or ninjas?

I will go first, I say pirates are better because well... you would never see a pirate do THIS..

http://www.1010wins.com/Police-Arres...lifton/2825885

They dare call themselves Shinobi!!!!!!!!  
I'm a true geek . I know what Shinobi means.

[cantdoitkid]

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As for who would win in a fight? Ninja.
But how many movies about ninjas are there? Name me three . Now name me three pirate movies. My point.
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