Pirates Vs Ninjas

[alexarae]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

i pirate could never pawn a ninja, pirates just have one eyeball and one leg. They're basically 1/2 a man.
Pffttt....silly pirates.

[Fire_chair]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

What has four legs and four hands? Four pirates.

[Ramius]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

Top ten reasons why pirates are better than ninjas

1. Pirates can swim
2. Noone messes with a dude with a hook for a hand.
3. Parrots are cool.
4. Pirates can grow facial hair, Ninjas cannot.
5. Pirates Swear alot.
6. Pirates have cool hats, ninjas have lame pajamas.
7. Jesus was a pirate.
8. Pirates get to travel.
9. Pirates are taller then ninjas
10. Pirates have tattoos and piercings and are bad-***. Ninjas do not because they suck.

[Fire_chair]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

At least a ninja doesn't have to worry about termites........

[Ramius]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

Ninjas get athletes nap on their toes from wearing pajamas with footies.

[alexarae]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

athletes nap? what in the world is that?
8O

[Fire_chair]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

Ninjas get athletes nap on their toes from wearing pajamas with footies.

At least they don't have to fumigated.

[PhishPhreek]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

Whats black & dead and red all over..... Ninjas after a broadside with chain shot!

Besides, everyone knows the pirates always get the girls

[Ramius]

Re: Pirates Vs Ninjas

athletes nap? what in the world is that?
8O

Athletes nap is nappy stuff that grows on top of unaddressed athletes foot, found commonly on ninjas too afraid to take their pajamas off lest people see them for the dorks they really are.