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  • What NOT to do with your fish....

    8O

    This is what was in my Inbox this morning....

    "Boy in bizarre 'fish in penis' accident"

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    Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

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    8O
    Fish are people too, they just have gills.

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    • #3
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      Man, I got to start waring a cup from now on. I'm usually in my boxer and thats easy access for the fishy. lol

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      • #4
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          slipped from his hand and entered his urethra huh !? ... right

          that boy sure is stupid ...
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          • #6
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            8O  8O  8O

            HOW??? WHY??? WHAT???

            I'm a pretty creative person but I can't imagine a single way this could "accidentally" happen. I think we need to vote this kid out of the hobby.
            All men are created equal but his choices determine his value and what's in his heart determines his worth.

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            • #7
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              that fish is too big for the whole thing to be accidental. unless he has a urethra the size of water bottle opening ...  8O
              My name is Andri, and I'm an Ikoholic ! Back in the game !

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by ImaGuyGeek";p="
                8O  8O  8O

                HOW??? WHY??? WHAT???

                I'm a pretty creative person but I can't imagine a single way this could "accidentally" happen. I think we need to vote this kid out of the hobby.
                What were fish, hands and Mr. Happy doing in the same vicinity? Not only get him out of the hobby but he sounds like a candidate for a "love me" jacket.

                Mark
                What are the facts? Again and again and again--what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore devine revelation, forget what "the stars foretell", avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable "verdict of history"--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your only clue.

                Robert Anson Heinlein

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                • #9
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                  I guess he's lucky he wasn't holding a piranha!
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                  • #10
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                     Poor Fish!!  

                    Something seems a little fishy about his story...

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                    • #11
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                      I was expecting to read another Candiru story. A BETTA!!!!!????? 8O

                      Originally posted by SteveCGG";p="
                      I guess he's lucky he wasn't holding a piranha!
                      Or a snakehead! :wink:
                      PLECOS SUCK!

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                      • #12
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                        It's okay to love your fish.

                        Just don't LOOOOVE your fish.  
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                        • #13
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                          With my luck, he'd want to join CAK. (literally).  8O

                          Why in the world would you take a flippin' fish with you to the restroom....in your hand...close to your "stuff"?
                          Furthermore, I'm not a guy and I'm not precisely sure how they pee...but I'm pretty sure that anyone would have good enough reaction time to move if you felt something going in there...it's not like it was an easy fit.
                          God knows it wasn't easy for the fish....
                          There's no excuse...he was pulling an "American Pie" experiment, Indian style. ACK!
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                          • #14
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                            I am not going to comment on this except for "ICK" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
                            My brain is already hurting thinking of the pain from that..   not my cup of tea

                            What fish do Jesper have
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                            110
                            Cyps, WC Xeno Spilopterus Kipili WC/F1/F2 T. sp red Kiku
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                            • #15
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                              I read something like that awhile back......the article stated that the kid was in the lake or something in one of those countries where bathing/etc. is done in the lake. or something like that.
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