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  • #46
    Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

    153. Personal sized black holes do not make good defensive weapons.
    154. Oil prices are hot topics.
    155. When HFB members think of reptiles as pets, they generally think of snakes, not turtles or lizards.
    PLECOS SUCK!

    https://www.facebook.com/NickInTex1970

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    • #47
      Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

      156.  The closet is not necessarily a safe place to hide your Christmas presents, see lesson 131.
      157.  CAK's of all sizes are poop factories
      Reasoning with some people is like trying to nail jello to a wall...

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      • #48
        Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

        158. Nothing eats poop
        159.  plecos make more poop
        160. There is ALWAYS someone who thinks they know your fish better than you do.
        162.  If there is a way to do it wrong, I have probably done it twice
        163.  I jewel CAN be with angels,  along with a bichir.... without fish loss
        164. Mother nature and God have the same sense of humor when it comes to procreation.  Some should never breed
        165.  When I have no family within 1400 miles, I know I do have a family here that jumps to help when I need it....
        166.  I try my best to help out others because of what other members have done for me.
        167.  My students are becoming excited about fish and CAKS because of my tank at school.
        168.  I hate canister filters that are possessed.
        169.  Everything works better after you take it apart and you put it back together only to find spare parts.
        170.  The fish people even like sugar gliders...
        5.5 fw fluval chi - class N top bar snake chested endlers/ red marble bn/ 4 stripe RCS/ pumpkin shrimp
        20 sw cube - a few damsels and a colony of bristleworms
        29 fw - self cloning crayfish..which can't seem to clone haha
        29 fw - mollies / albino bristlenose / ghost shrimp and snowball shrimp/ glo danios
        29 fw - crs/ amano/tiger shrimp /assassins/ whiptails/ plants/ 3 emerald cories
        55 fw - steatocranus casaurius (20ish)/ tetras/ rainbows/large Jack Dempsey
        75 fw - large Jack Dempseys / pictus cat/ yoyo loach/ Red gippicep
        / 10+" oscar/ parrot

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        • #49
          Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

          171. Per Guygeek: easier to just keep crying about it and wait for someone else to do the work.  
          PLECOS SUCK!

          https://www.facebook.com/NickInTex1970

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          • #50
            Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

            172 fellow boxers will hit on your partner while you aren't watching
            173 it is appropriate to tear that person a new one even though it is more fun to let them wonder when it will happen
            5.5 fw fluval chi - class N top bar snake chested endlers/ red marble bn/ 4 stripe RCS/ pumpkin shrimp
            20 sw cube - a few damsels and a colony of bristleworms
            29 fw - self cloning crayfish..which can't seem to clone haha
            29 fw - mollies / albino bristlenose / ghost shrimp and snowball shrimp/ glo danios
            29 fw - crs/ amano/tiger shrimp /assassins/ whiptails/ plants/ 3 emerald cories
            55 fw - steatocranus casaurius (20ish)/ tetras/ rainbows/large Jack Dempsey
            75 fw - large Jack Dempseys / pictus cat/ yoyo loach/ Red gippicep
            / 10+" oscar/ parrot

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            • #51
              Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

              Originally posted by dblondfemme";p="
              172 fellow boxers will hit on your partner while you aren't watching
              173 it is appropriate to tear that person a new one even though it is more fun to let them wonder when it will happen
              OUCH!  8O
              PLECOS SUCK!

              https://www.facebook.com/NickInTex1970

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              • #52
                Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

                174. Delock vs marauder_77868, the ultimate battle.
                PLECOS SUCK!

                https://www.facebook.com/NickInTex1970

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                • #53
                  Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

                  175. People that you haven't seen for years, not only remember you, but remember how to spell your last name  8O

                  176. Rectangular, plastic, 21 pound cat litter containers make excellent containers for moving fish.
                  Reasoning with some people is like trying to nail jello to a wall...

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                  • #54
                    Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

                    176. In the midst of a hundred beautiful fish, there are still some of us out there that will look for the "runt" or "oddball" in the bunch and buy it gladly.
                    Help support (C)atfish (A)nd (K)ool Pleco's; Houston's premier fish club
                    Alexa Rae
                    Co-President of CAK
                    MAY THE GOD OF YOUR CHOICE BLESS YOU.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

                      177.  Rectangular, plastic, 21 pound cat litter containers make excellent containers for moving fish.

                      178.  If you edit too slowly, you will mess up the order of the lessons  
                      Reasoning with some people is like trying to nail jello to a wall...

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                      • #56
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                        179. There is an ALIEN among us. I'm looking at you Jesper! :wink:
                        PLECOS SUCK!

                        https://www.facebook.com/NickInTex1970

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                        • #57
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                          180.  Its Derek not Deric
                          181.  All you need is Delock to help you pick up fish at the airport for first class service with a smile.
                          380G For Sale $3000 Acrylic tank & stand
                          300G Petrochromis Trewavasae and Tropheus mpimbwe Red Cheek & Duboisi
                          180G For Sale $1,100 Oceanic Cherry with Stand, T5HO Lights, (2) Eheim 2262
                          150G Tropheus Annectens Kekese & Ikola

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                          • #58
                            Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

                            182.  Bring Delock with you to pickup fish and get all the free muffins you can handle, not a word will be said.
                            380G For Sale $3000 Acrylic tank & stand
                            300G Petrochromis Trewavasae and Tropheus mpimbwe Red Cheek & Duboisi
                            180G For Sale $1,100 Oceanic Cherry with Stand, T5HO Lights, (2) Eheim 2262
                            150G Tropheus Annectens Kekese & Ikola

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                            • #59
                              Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

                              183. Bring Delock Patron and Delock will gladly move a tank or 5 for you :)

                              What fish do Jesper have
                              180 WC T. Moorii Chilambo +1 Petro trewavasae.
                              110
                              Cyps, WC Xeno Spilopterus Kipili WC/F1/F2 T. sp red Kiku
                              58 S. Decorus

                              "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." -Margaret Thatcher

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                              • #60
                                Re: Things I have learned from Houston Fish Box

                                184.  Bring Delock anywhere with you and nothing will be said no matter what you do!
                                I love my Fahaka "Peter" puffer.

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