And that's how the fight started..... :P

[greg_tsam]

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'.

And that's how the fight started.....


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[Darbex]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

funny

[CichlidFan]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

Not funny....I resemble that joke.... :)

CF

[Nickintex]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

Not funny....I resemble that joke.... :)

CF

8O

[CichlidFan]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

Well, part of it anyway.....

CF

[greg_tsam]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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[fishlady]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

..........love the millionaire one....

8O ...as for the other one.....i'm not thinking that you resemble that one.....but then again i have been known to be wrong....

once...... :wink:

[dblondfemme]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

at least you didn't want to poll the audience
8O

[fishlady]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

8O




she said "poll"........

[fishlady]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

know how to make a hanky dance?

put a little boogie in it......

[fishlady]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

an old couple living in a retirement home fell in love and got married....
on their wedding night the lady says to her new husband....
honey....i need to tell you i have acute angina......

the husband replies.....i hope so honey cause your legs look like crap......

[greg_tsam]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

The Bottom Line  

   
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.

All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"

The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

[greg_tsam]

Re: And that's how the fight started..... :P

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."