To non pet owers

[edmlfc]

I think I'm going to post this on my front door.

TO NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT & COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why
they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted
sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and
don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids:
(1) They eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with "druggies"
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don’t want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college &
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children

[szidlon]

I agree completely

[FrontosaurusRex]

i laughed for like ten minutes at this. #1 They live here, you dont. thats funny.

[eklikewhoa]

You guys are too nice.

I would have told them to "Get the F#@% out"!

[Nickintex]

Yeah right EK. This does not apply to you since you see dogs and cats as food items, not pets or family!

[Kiovo]

i know, i hate it when people come over and ask me to put up my dogs cause their kids are scared. Toughen up your kids! my 3 yrd old wrestles and sleeps with them so i think its gonna be okay around your kids!

[RainMan]

I know what you mean. I have a 140lbs rot/German mix everybody scared of her and she is the biggest baby ever. Unless your on the other side of the fence.

[edmlfc]

There's a man that my husband works with and he "will not" come in our home. Why? Not because we have a dog..............we have a "black cat"! He's very superstitious! The one and only time he came to our home, he freaked, stood against the wall and got out as fast as he could. My husband was saying: What's wrong? All he could say was "black cat, black cat, black cat"! He told him: Yes it's a black cat, his name is Cupid and he lives here. The man never came back. I laughed so hard I was in tears.