its 2 am...

[mahoro]

and i am bored...
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
What do you do when you have an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

[eklikewhoa]

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
to cook it faster for those that watch it?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? movies are made tvs are wateched?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. seperates drs office from titty bar?

What do you do when you have an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? sounds like they both are F'ed

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? probably naked since some turtles live in burrows and such

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
break time?

[mahoro]

hey, its not suppost to have answers... its just random stupid things...

[FrontosaurusRex]

thats funny.
i especially like the naked turtle thing.

has anyone noticed that Donald Duck always wears a shirt but no pants? It like a full frontal shot for people who are into animated beastiality.

Saw an episode where Bugs Bunny took a shower, when he got out of the shower, he wrapped a towel around his mid section....but he NEVER wears clothes....

we should keep posting weird stuff like this

[nacra99]

Why do you Park on a Driveway and Drive on a Parkway??

[eklikewhoa]

Why do you call it Freeway when there's a speed limit?

[PhishPhreek]

and i am bored...
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why don't they call it 24-7 ?

[rrocket2002]

)(&*&$^...Brain matter oozing out my ears...

[Scooby]

Why do you Park on a Driveway and Drive on a Parkway??

Why does the sun lighten your hair but darken your skin?
Why is dish liquid soap made with real lemons but lemon juice is made with artificial flavor?
Why is a round pizza put in a square box?
Why is it that when somehting is sent in a car it's called shipment, but when something is sent in a ship it's called cargo?

There is a million of these silly questions and some are pretty funny.

[mahoro]

we should post more of this stuff.. but please no one tries to answer it... it misses up all the fun...

[mahoro]

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

[FrontosaurusRex]

[mahoro]

this is my all time favort...
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Or watch a white thing come out a chicken's behind and think, "That ought to taste good."

[FrontosaurusRex]

me and brother are laughing our a$$es off right now. we should totally get a beer and go 'fish hunting' one day.

[mahoro]

fish hunting?