One Last Hoorah

[greg_tsam]

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The Most Stupid Man On Earth
There was a flood in a village.

One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"

The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"

"No" replied the man. God will save me!

The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.

A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help."

No, God will save me!" he said

Eventually he died by drowning.

He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want?"

[greg_tsam]

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Do Hearts Have Legs ?
Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

[Nickintex]

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Fighting Nuns
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.

The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

He asked how.

She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.

The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

He asked how.

"I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in holy water.

Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.

The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."

Does that mean I have to gargle with it? 8O

[greg_tsam]

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What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene

[greg_tsam]

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt

[greg_tsam]

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob

[greg_tsam]

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Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.

[greg_tsam]

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WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
BOO-BEE

[greg_tsam]

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The Three Little Pigs


There were three pigs.

The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.

The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home"

[greg_tsam]

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*tired of scrolling through this just to prove who's right?

Didn't think so.

P.S. - No one wins.  See the above post about fighting on the internet.

[h0nkzz]

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THAT'S SO WRONG !!!! funny but wrong !!!      

[Delock]

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The point is that if racism were as rampant among whites as its made out to be, Obama couldn't have been elected. Please tell us all why I'm a racist.

Dude....I'm not even going there with you anymore. If you are bitter about the election F%$KING deal with it.

[Nickintex]

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Whoever wins, we all lose.
Wasn't that the tagline for the first Alien Vs. Predator?

[greg_tsam]

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The Talking Triplets
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets.

In her stomach the babies were talking to each other.

The first baby says "I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here".

The second baby says "I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here".

And the last baby says "I want to be a hunter, because if that damn snake comes back in here i'm going to cut it off".

[CichlidFan]

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Bait....

CF